my dog keeps having seizures and i think i’m going to have to have her put down this week :(

monday is my birthday and i still don’t know what i’m going to do because i don’t have friends only acquaintances

i guess i’ll stay home and eat cake like the last two years 

i love the anti-Semites on facebook because they made my day off more eventful now i’m going to finish reading the girl with the dragon tattoo while listening to knife man

my psp was stolen and pawned by crackheads im sad

my sinuses are draining smoothies 

in the three days i have worked i’ve made 36 dollars in tips it’s cool and totally worth the achy feet (dr. scholl’s is a waste of money ) because now i have a job and i can be lazier at home

my parents tricked me into believing they won a cadillac at the casino in cherokee