more fun things about my dog: he drinks out of glasses and he just knocked mine over and got my pot wet

hiptoyourjive:

accept free drinks to financially cripple the patriarchy

tuxedomarx:

reblogging myself because usagi’s wisdom feels very important r/n

tuxedomarx:

reblogging myself because usagi’s wisdom feels very important r/n

my parents found out i was watching porn when they were looking through my browsing history and i blamed it on my dog :(

Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro
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BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I ran over my neighbors
BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Now it’s in all the papers.
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down, please don’t leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Personal Space Invader
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personal space invader - andrew jackson jihad

toopunktofuck:

Yoshitomo Nara

toopunktofuck:

Yoshitomo Nara

Tragic events have taken place in Boston. A terrorist attack killed people. We have already expressed our condolences to the people of the city and to the American people. Today, the media reports, one Tsarnaev was killed as [police] tried to arrest him. It would be appropriate if he was detained and investigated, and the circumstances and the extent of his guilt determined. Apparently, the security services needed to calm down the society by any means necessary.
Any attempt to draw a connection between Chechnya and Tsarnaevs — if they are guilty — is futile. They were raised in the United States, and their attitudes and beliefs were formed there. It is necessary to seek the roots of this evil in America. The whole world must struggle against terrorism — that we know better than anyone else. We hope for the recovery of all the victims, and we mourn with the Americans.
Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov in a statement released on instagram (via digg)
You willfully made your own prison in this world. Life is made of choices. Accept the consequences of your choices and don't blame others for their reactions to your abnormal behaviors. Need help? See a psychiatrist.
Anonymous

i made a choice 2 be trans*~*~it’s my fault people see me and others in the same position as scum just for being alive~*~*i should suck it up and stop blaming abusive jerks 4 being abusive~*~*~mental illness is a choice and SRS is just like dyeing ur hair or getting a tattoo~*~*~why dont u just buy health insurance like every1 else~*~*~

it’s a lot easier to say see a psychiatrist than it is to actually visit one. do you even know how expensive a session is with health insurance? what about without insurance? sure there are sites with resources, but i don’t live in an area where i can access them. lol and everyone knows that psychiatrists can just fix everything immediately right so anyway thanks 4 ur contribution real cute but go fuck yourself